Well its been a while, and I apologize for the lack of posting. Furthermore, recently I haven’t come across any shitty pop culture that has really moved me. You know? Sometimes something reaches out to you and touches you (no, not in the creepy pedophile way). Well I am glad to say that the metaphorical dry spell is over. With summer and unemployment both here (yippee!!!), the flood gates to both my amount of free time and shitty/weird/pop-culture have been blown wide open!
So here we go! First off, we all are well aware of the stereotype that “White people can’t dance.” While any well educated person will tell you that stereotypes are in deed based off of a general truth, the reason they are called stereotypes is because they do not apply to all individuals of a group. Case and point, this beast of a dancing machine below! To be honest, when this video started I assumed, “Oh great, some indie white kid in his basement.” But let’s be clear, when you assume things, you make an ass out of both you and me (Get it, huh, get it? Pretty clever, huh? Ok, not really). Anyway, as the video progresses, you can clearly see that the boy has some god damn monkey arm moves that if he could also transfer to his legs, he would be the next Michael Jackson of dancing. Furthermore, the song “Jeffer” by Boys Noize is absolutely dope! So, if you happen to be white and are feeling a little self-conscious about your dancing abilities at a wedding/reunion/whatever, close your eyes and imagine this dancing beast. Let him guide you and serve as your muse. For one day, you too can drink from a volcano…
